Morning after Easter emails:
#1 (Subject: "fyi")
The tradition of chocolate Easter bunnies dates back to 19th century America, which borrowed it from Germany. 90 million chocolate Easter bunnies are produced each year, with 76 percent of Americans saying that the ears should be eaten first.
#2 (Subject: "in addition")
Americans buy more than 700 million Marshmallow Peeps. In 1953, it took 27 hours to create a Marshmallow Peep; today it takes six minutes.
Source: yummymath.com
I love Hallmark Hall of Fame.
Happy Easter
I'msorryudidn'tgetchyercookies
(She's convinced someone stole the Easter cookies she sent me out of the mail.)
#3 (Subject: "the Hallmark commercials make me cry")
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Mom, when you're sending emails after 10pm and they have nothing besides a subject line--it's time to go to bed.
